Mr G Quotes

They've had a life of not being good enough... surely they know it by now.

No, I dont want bloody retards in my production.

Kids are nasty, Toby has to put up with a lot of that stuff. He has to deal with being called 'You Spaz', 'You Retard', 'Spacca'... And I know how he feels, I've had a difficult school time myself. I went to an all boys school and I went by my real name in those days, which is Helen.

I'm trying to put on a good show, and I don't need... bloody special eductaion nightmares.

I mean, wheelchair we're screwed because we'll have to build ramps. Although some of the non-wheelchair ones aren't exactly easy on the eye.

This is a big show I did last year, Tsunamarama. Which was about the tsunami tragedy, set to the music of Bananarama.

It's been another sleepless night and I've tossed and tossed over this.

And here are some flowers for my dead dog, why don't you shove those up your fat arse... Fuck off everyone, I'm gone!

I'm not going to say goodbye to everyone, I don't like everyone!

{singing} Welcome to Mr G's room, G's room, G's room. Welcome to Mr G's room, come inside. Please be quiet, year nines. Take your shoes off and find a spot on the floor!

We used to have huge bushes here but we had a girl raped behind them so we had to have them removed.

'Bully Elliot' earlier this year was wonderful. They had a boy over there that was bashed into a coma after a bullying incident and one of the drama teachers wrote a musical about it.

Tonight was meant to be an arena spectacular, but due to the selfishness of your principal, you are seated on the floor.

As most of you know I won't be teaching here anymore, I was driven out by mistreatment and general abuse.

Thank God you're here... Grandma's been raped!

Thank God you're here... where have you been, bitch?

Any history of mental illness in the family?

Does Dad ever hit Mum?

Ever thought about cutting yourself?

Two words: deal with it!

OK, what's going on? I thought black kids had rhythm?

"One girl, one pill, one hell of a night"

I am being reasonable; you're the one who's not giving me what I want.

I remember I choreographed the whole Xanadu soundtrack and performed it for my friends at my 9th birthday.

Lines from Songs

Annabel Dickson, when girls take drugs and then they die.
Who would have thought, at Summer Heights High?
On days like these... it's a bummer heights high!

Annabel, Annabel, Annabel... You're a slut.

The smell of life. The smell of children. The smell of doing it together. The smell of life.

And you wanna tell the children of all the human race.
The special ones, the normal ones, the Chinese ones as well.

You look just like you did in your bed, except this time you're dead.

Don't get involved with drugs. Just fill your life with hugs.

People always say I'm dumb and I'm gay,
But they don't know the real me.

My name is Mr G. Three talents 1, 2, 3.
Singing and dancing and acting is my life!

She's a slut and she knows it. She wants to root all the boys.
She can't help being a slut on a Saturday night.

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