Song Lyrics from Mr G: The Musical
School These days
School these days
You'd have to be a fool these days
To wanna go to school these days
School these days
There's bullies and thugs
And sex and drugs
It's not like it used to be
There's nowhere to hide from teen suicide
Watch out for teen pregnancy
It's the worst place in Australia
Where you can get anorexia
School these days
Don't want to go to school
School these days
You'd have to be a fool these days
To wanna go to school these days
School these days
Don't want to go to school
My Name is Mr. G
{spoken}In the playground of today
{spoken}Children are faced with drugs, sex, suicide and anorexia
{spoken}It's just not right
{spoken}One man, one teacher tried to make a difference
{spoken}That teacher's name was Mr. G (G, G, G, G, G...)
Sex and drugs and sex and drugs and
Sex and drugs and sex and drugs and
(Summer Heights High)
Sex and drugs and sex and drugs and
(It's a bummer Heights High)
Sex and drugs and sex and drugs and
(Summer Heights High)
It's a bummer Heights High
My name is Mr. G
Three talents 1, 2, 3
Singing and dancing and acting is my life!
I'm a teacher that's for sure
In a world of crazy kids
At Summer Heights High!
(School bell rings in background)
{spoken}Hey kids, it's time for school!
Naughty Girl
Ecstasy, ecstasy, e- e- e- e-, ecstasy
Ecstasy, ecstasy, e- e- e- e-, ecstasy
She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, bad habit for drugs (ecstasy, ecstasy, e- e- e- e-, ecstasy)
She's a party girl with a bad habit, bad habit for drugs (ecstasy, ecstasy, e- e- e- e-, ecstasy)
My name is Jessica
Some kids call me a slut
And I've a dirty habit for ecstasy
Jessica: {spoken} "Gimme it, I want it bad!"
Mr G: {spoken} "No! Jessica, don't get involved with drugs!"
Jessica: {spoken} "It's too late, sir."
Mr G: {spoken} "Nooooo!"
She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, bad habit for drugs (ecstasy, ecstasy, e- e- e- e-, ecstasy)
She's a party girl with a bad habit, bad habit for drugs (ecstasy, ecstasy, e- e- e- e-, ecstasy)
She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, bad habit for drugs (ecstasy, ecstasy, e- e- e- e-, ecstasy)
She's a party girl with a bad habit, bad habit for drugs (ecstasy, ecstasy, e- e- e- e-, ecstasy)
This Time You're Dead
Everything ends in sadness
Fulfilling all your fears
What goes up, must come down
And it all ends in tears
But you don't have to worry
'Cause you're not here right now
And this world is a bad, bad, place
And we wonder why or how
Oh Celine
Oh Jessica
Those damn drugs, that bloody car
You look just like you did in your bed
Except this time you're dead
Except this time you're dead
Except this time you're dead
Oh Celine
Jessica
Celine
The Smell Of Life
When you're all alone in this big, wide world
And you just can't find your place
And you wanna tell the children
Of all the human race
The special ones, the normal ones
The Chinese ones as well
It just ain't right to lose a child's life
So lift your nose and smell the smell
The smell of life
The smell of children
The smell of doing it together
The smell of life
People always say I'm dumb and I'm gay
But they don't know the real me
'Cause from now on, it's a brand new day
'Cause now I've found the key
A brand new Mr G
The smell of life
The smell of children
The smell of doing it together
The smell of life
I'd be alive if I took the advice
Advice of Mr. G
You don't need sex and you don't need drugs
'Cause life is ecstasy
The smell of life
The smell of children
The smell of doing it together
The smell of life
Ooh, the smell of life
The smell of life, yeah yeah yeah
The smell of life
The smell of children
The smell of doing it together, forever and ever
Doing together
The smell of life
Ooh, the smell of life
Ooh, the smell of life
Other Song Lyrics
Welcome Song
{spoken} Hello boys!
Welcome to Mr G's room, G's room, G's room
Welcome to MR G's room, come inside
Please be quiet, year nines
And take your shoes off... find a spot on the floor
Welcome to Mr G's room, G's room, G's room
We're gonna do some drama
Who's excited?
Are you excited?
Hands up if you're ready to learn about drama
{spoken} Welcome to the magical world of drama.
{spoken} Who wants to play with Mr G's big balls?
She's a Slut
She's a slut and she knows it
She wants to root all the boys
She can't help taking the drugs on a Saturday night
She can't help being a slut on a Saturday night
Don't Get Involved with Drugs
School's hard sometimes, you just can't get by
You need something fast to get you hight
Marijuana, or maybe ecstasy
Stop, no! Take this advice from me
Don't get involved with drugs
Just fill your life with hugs
Don't get in- don't get involved with drugs
Bummer Heights High
Annabel Dixon
When girls take drugs
And then they die
Who would have thought
At Summer Heights High
On days like these
It's a bummer heights high
Bummer heights high
That Annabel died